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Great artwork by Dave Greco for the Wes Anderson-themed art show in San Fransisco, “Bad Dads.”
Via /Film.
This is one of the most incredible things I have ever seen in my entire life.
Earlier today, a friend and I were talking about one of my favorite products released in the 90’s, the Yak Bak. For those of you that don’t know, the Yak Bak was a little plastic gadget that recorded sound and then would play it back to you as many times as you wanted, providing hours of parental annoyance at a cheap price. Many variations were released (for a full list, see the Wikipedia entry), my favorite being the one that allowed you to change the pitch of the sound (voice, ideally) that you recorded; making you either sound like a retarded hippo or Alvin and the Chipmunks (keep in mind that this was before the reboots came out). I had a clear green one of these, and used it nearly every day to remember things about school after I’d gone home. It was nice.
Anyways, when we were discussing these great toys, my friend said that his grandmother got him one as a gift at one point, and had recorded her saying something very sweet and kind on it. He never erased it, until it was erased forever because the batteries ran out a few years later.
My heart broke.
Since I’m on the internet a lot now, and lurk a lot of blogs regularly, I’m going to start using this again, as a record of my adventures. Hoo-rah!
Today was my last day working for the Blockbuster store in Anthem, Arizona. Sure, it was sad. Sure, it was sobering. But it was both of these things for one reason: a customer named Jaret Brody.
A few months ago, a customer stepped through our doors unlike any other I had ever encountered. A skinny man with a high-pitched voice, wavy blond hair and very, very tired eyes, Jaret wears the same thing every day: a button-up shirt with khaki cargo shorts, leather sandals, and a visor advertising “Desert Breeze Shuttle Services;” the airport shuttle company he owns and operates (thanks to a BS in business).
Diagnosed with a severe form of obsessive-compulsive disorder, he would tell me on our second meeting that it was his dream to someday watch every single movie we had within our walls. Funny thing was, this wasn’t entirely impossible, at the rate he rents. 40 movies a week (20 at a time), on average, with a few television shows thrown in for good measure.
A creature of habit, he always drags me or one of my fellow employees out onto the floor with him to pick his 20 movies. In the beginning, we were annoyed by this (as well as his tendency to ask for “rain checks” and free movies constantly), but we soon learned to accept him as part of our clientele. The opening discussions between us ALWAYS go like this:
Me: Hey Jaret!
Jaret: Oh, hey Ty. Got a second?
Me: For you Jaret, always.
Jaret (avoiding eye contact): Yeah, ‘cause I’m paying your paychecks! (maniacal laughter)
And even further, every time I reccomend a movie to him, he always asks if it “keeps you in it” or “keeps you going.” Always. Especially with action movies (his favorite).
Probably my favorite characteristic of his personality are his little OCD tics. They include:
-He reassures himself and whoever is ringing him up that yes, he did in fact give them a twenty dollar bill, and yes, he did get the correct change as illustrated by the computer.
-He walks in and out of a doorway because he has to step out of the threshold of a building just perfectly.
-He always has to have an even number of movies rented out.
-After bagging his movies up, he always bounces it up and down as if weighing it.
Anyways, Jaret came in today. On the outside, it was an average exchange of movie store worker and customer, but I could tell he was sad I was leaving.
His final goodbye to me went something like this:
“There are people in your life you’ll never forget. People come and they go, but you’ll never forget them. Y’know? There will be a lot of people in your life like this. Never forget that kind of thing. Be good. And…good luck and stuff.”
I’ll never forget Jaret, I can tell you that.
My friend Sean Harper makes horror/comedy videos. My favorite is this one, definitely. And yes, the acting is supposed to be exaggerated.
This was seriously Michael Jackson’s idea for a robot/hotel that was to be themed around his career. He couldn’t find anyone to fund it. It looks like something out of Blade Runner.
He just gets stranger and stranger. I’d love to see the MJ Gundam though.
Kseniya Simonova does sand art live on Ukraine’s Got Talent.
I have to admit, my eyes watered. And she is nearly as beautiful as the art she creates.
Coasters based around one of my favorite shows, Dexter.
Found here:
http://showtime.seenon.com/detail.php?p=105752&v=showtime_shows_dexter
Robert Downey Jr.